B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

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Tyler B-L

Bitch made boy who was choked slammed in 3rd grade and had to be taken away on a wheelchair. Someone who is offended and butthurt like a 13 year old white girl. Can also be referred to as baby bottled bitch.

Friend: "Hey, who was that guy that got choked slammed in 3rd grade and had to be taken away on a wheelchair like a baby bottled bitch?"
Me: "Baby bottled bitch, Tyler B-L."

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A Bobby B Benson is someone who is secretly a furry and their fursona is a Bee. Their fetish is older women. They typically like to sit around being a party destroyer and suing people for fun as well. They usually hide out at bars and love watch football and lacross. They usually call their friends homie even though that's an old word.

"Do you see that guy over there in a bee costume, yeah he's like 24 and he hit one me, he's such a Bobby B Benson. "

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