by xocamm February 23, 2009
Get the poop diva mug."Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
by Squeezy May 6, 2014
Get the poop pendulum mug.A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.
by DonnyR September 17, 2014
Get the Poop Smeller mug.It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .
Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri
by Butter-Val October 29, 2013
Get the poop pourri mug.A pointless argument between idiots.
by Butthandler November 16, 2015
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