Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.

“Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”

by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021

Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.

Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

Milk

The worst thing to ever drink by itself, like why would you ever do that

Steve: I drank milk today

Tiana: you weirdo

by Googlegoose3457 June 5, 2021

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months

donny found out that lucas has been Ice milk grazing

by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024

Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.

I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years

by gryotharian June 19, 2022