Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

house pie

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem

Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!

by troutcreek June 4, 2010

Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 15, 2023

Rayner Pie

A woman that gets railed by a man named Kian the hot stud Hayes and can overpower any woman with his monstrous girthy cock

Kian indulged the woman he brought home with some Rayner Pie

by Rayner Pie Maker February 28, 2023

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018