top floor desk

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
by supermanomri July 23, 2024
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hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.
"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"
by Rex420 January 10, 2022
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top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting
that nigga is a top-player
by Big bizzle May 01, 2003
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
by Loverditgdi December 30, 2019
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top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.
"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."
by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016
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Top the cherry

when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.
by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019
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