john holetrane 

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.

john holetrane by Tex Tile September 17, 2016

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

john homer by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

john stanley 

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth

wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley

john stanley by mbdog123 July 22, 2016

John Lam 

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

John Lam by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

John Gaylord by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

john travoltaed by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016

John Cena 

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

John Cena by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016