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Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020
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Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.
by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018
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Machamp Day

On 22th of December, We shall worship Machamp. The chad Pokémon
Guy 1: Hey! Its machamp day!
Guy 2: Cool!
Guy 1: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
Guy 2: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020
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Doge Day

The best period of the year to buy dogecoin.
Everybody Today: Damn I missed doge day last year. I'd be a doge millionaire today.
by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021
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Coochie day

On the first Sunday of July, a national holiday named ' Coochie Day ' takes place. This is a day when everyone spreads the awareness of coochie disease e.g coochie lice. Coochie small businesses are promoted.
' what are you doing for coochie days

' Oh, I will be buying coochie rubbers from small businesses<33'
by COOCHIECLUB May 26, 2021
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America Day

by Ilisten2Metal July 4, 2014
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The Day of Clowns

The Day of Clowns is a date where we celebrate clowns. Taking place on November 26, we gift clowns and celebrate a year of the clowns survival in the world.
"OH SHIT! I forgot today was The Day of Clowns! I gotta get my cousin clown a gift!"
by Lubbi November 15, 2019
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