holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
Get the cream cheese danishesmug. It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips
(Strawberries and creamed)
by Sneedy March 8, 2014
Get the strawberries and creamedmug. When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 9, 2020
Get the ice cream feetmug. The original truffle butter. Peaches that leak cream. The booty juice that comes after a lil back door action.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
Get the Peaches and creammug. by MeDummy August 31, 2017
Get the cream pie lickermug. An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
Get the Cream Crackermug. Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
by Haru-Official December 2, 2023
Get the Mint Choc Chip Ice Creammug.