ass in a crack

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 20, 2024

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Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 10, 2010

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crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022

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