top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

by Jinsengsta July 01, 2004

top of the mornin' to ya, laddies

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

by Hunterry April 23, 2022

Jimin’s Top Lip

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.

Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.

by taehyung’s dog January 07, 2021

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson August 14, 2008

Top the cherry

when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.

I gotta top the cherry on chloe.

by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025