Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of

*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her

by FemboyMilk May 09, 2022

boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.

by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 03, 2021

Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner

John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner

by Whenbigchungusissus April 06, 2021

BONER

An Epic Man Who Drink Milk

Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"

by saltbag` November 17, 2020

Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.

I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022