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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
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anal fucknugget

Someone who doesn't know what or how to give/get anal
by megkan July 29, 2015
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🗣️ Term: Anal Growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
Was that a dog barking in your pocket or was that an anal growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
by Dale Voyles July 31, 2025
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Anal?

A question you ask your friends for them to be in shock.
by Perinala May 31, 2020
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Anal Sniping

When a female is giving you head and she sides her tongue down your shaft and past your balls soaking your butthole with juicy pleasure then out of no where bam! She shoves her finger in your ass.
She was sucking my cock so hard then slipped her beautiful tongue down my balls until she found my asshole licking the rim then like a Taliban sniper she turns into the hulk and slams her trigger finger in my glory hole leaving me in complete shock she tricked me with her anal sniping by sucking my cock.
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 12, 2023
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Anal Bea

A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
by Mmnnnn13 October 10, 2020
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