The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.

"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

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Old Client

A client who came in through an inbound weblead thanks to the marketing team.

No sorry, old client.

by IDOCC September 22, 2023

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A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017

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loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.

Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021

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