Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.

I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

wet

Something that is cooler than cool

something that is unique or new to an individual

what happens to something when it becomes clean it gets wet

Guy1:dude check this out this game
guy2:that game is wet

by tomi_the_grey January 30, 2020

Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019