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Urban Dictionary Poacher

An indivdiual that monitors new words are they are posted or an editor that views and approves words, that immediately takes the word(s) or entry(s) of others and creates their own definition(s). Thus, poaching the hard work and creative property of others.

The Urban Dictionary Poacher is generally an uncreative sap that has no ability to think and create their own work and must rely on the work of others. Most of the time, but not in every instance, their poached work is substandard to the originator's work and can be readily noted from the poor spelling, poor definition and the pathetic use in context.
Carl thinks he is very funny. However, in reality he is not. Hence, he spends his free time on Urban Dictionary stealing newly created entries of others to create his own pathetic, second rate definitions. His lack of creativity, combined with his being a total sap, make him the consumate Urban Dictionary Poacher.

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Urban Dictionary Loser

A person who takes this site so seriously, they sit around and actually define these words!
Everyone who uses this site, including me right now, is an Urban Dictionary Loser

Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.
The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.
Urban Dictionary Retard by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush

School dismissal time; you know when it happens because dozens of teens immediately rush to Urban Dictionary to post inside jokes about their schools, teachers, and crushes.
Oh boy, look at this influx of inside jokes. School must have let out, it's the Urban Dictionary 3:00 Rush!

Urban Dictionary editors 

1. The maintainance crew/demi-gods of Urban Dictionary.
2. A group of Urban Dictionary users whose goal in life is to spread new colloquialisms, lingos, and jargon to the youth of today.
3. The people who reject other people's definitions, then publish the angry slurs against the editors just to spite the poor sods.
Why the fuck did the Urban Dictionary editors reject my definition when I know that my best friend's screenname is not an acceptable entry?
Urban Dictionary editors by losanum February 23, 2007