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pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
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Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.
by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022
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Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls
by DottyFan May 29, 2024
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Two Buck Chick

A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC
Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.
by $2 Chuck February 12, 2014
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two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024
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two dicks

a person who actually exists.
the chicks are crazy about two dicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019
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Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
by redtenor November 27, 2020
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