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The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
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Ice cream

A sweetened food usually eaten as a dessert. The proper way to eat ice cream is in a bowl with a knife. Another acceptable way it to eat icecream In a cone without cutlery
Samantha is eating ice cream with a spoon, what a weirdo
by GetItRighr July 13, 2018
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Boston cream

A Boston cream is when an individual consumes an entire pack of Oreos the night before having sex. He then shits in his hand, and smears it on the lady's fupa In a cake decoration type way, and proceeds to give her a creampie.
My date looked like she loved doughnuts, so I gave her a Boston cream.
by Phunkyspunk September 29, 2022
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Cream Bitch

An entitled individual… who never had to experience what it takes to pay the bills… or get to work on time.
That cream bitch won’t be in today.!
by Copppertoan January 6, 2022
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Bestfriend cream day

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021
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cream buttowski

when she creams and it funnels back to her butthole
I had my girl doin a cream buttowski last night, dawg!
by conjoined pimps April 27, 2022
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Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016
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