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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Suck snout

The pickled snout of a hog or similar animal. Often served with gravy.
by Rebel CXCII April 2, 2022
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Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"
"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
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Super suck September

Super suck September is where you suck someone off and they can't get mad. Like your boss you classmate your teacher you dad my brother.. And it's not gay or Alabama
by 11-14-19 October 1, 2020
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suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it
by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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