total suckfest 

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.

"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

total suckfest by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 8, 2005

suckbag 

A negative name to call someone without actually cursing.

Shut the crap up, you suckbag.

suckbag by boohiss August 10, 2003

sap sucka

PUSSY BITCHMADE LAME SCARY FUCK NIGGA BASIC BELOW THE TOTEM POLE

TASHAY is a sap sucka

sap sucka by realniggaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 19, 2012

Sucking my dick 

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

Sucking my dick by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

suckabread

A slang term which contracts the indication of an individual as a 'sucker' (see fool) that acts rather 'white bread' (see not from the street) as well. Often used as a term of endearment, but can be used as a greeting or insult.

Gretchen: Have you finished the website changes yet?
Jeremy: No, and I'm not gonna do it.
Gretchen: Then I will have to thrash you.
Jeremy: Bring it on suckabread.
Gretchen: Damn, you Jeffed me.

suckabread by gpfault February 4, 2004

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008