The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop

Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup

by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024

Gio Scotti

Greek towel boy. I don't need to say much.

The Gio Scotti girl that is on twitter

by Aydonno May 19, 2024

The Scotts

A form of Anal Cancer that's incredibly drawn out and painful lasting 24 years.

I saw my Doctor yesterday and he said I have a terminal case of the Scotts

by DictionaryPete June 13, 2024

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself in the middle of sex. Named after the singer of Creed and his love for hotdogs and circumcision.

"Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny."

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself during sexual intercourse. Named after Scott Stapp, the lead singer of Creed, who is a huge fan of Hotdogs and circumcision.

Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny.

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025