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school lunch 

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).
I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

school's out 

Term meaning "hey, wise up!" From Alice Cooper song, which derived from a phrase he heard in the Little Rascals t.v. show: "Hey, Spanky, school's out."
You think everyone's always honest? Hey, school's out.
school's out by Liberte July 28, 2006

school in july 

When someone in university is not taking a full course load, which ends up giving them too much free time when everyone else hardly has any free time.
Similar to being in summer school but during the regular school year.
Joe: "Why are you so free man? Winter exams are coming up."
Aazam: "School in July, baby."
school in july by Aaz January 16, 2006

School Friend 

One of your "friends" at school that you dont even talk to outside of school. When at lunch if you leave your food alone, even for a second, they will mess with it. They also make gay jokes about you.
Chris:Alright guys, I'll be right back
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends
School Friend by ZuckonIt October 9, 2011

School Without Balls 

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.
School Without Balls by Anarchist October 20, 2003

School of Fish (SoF)

So you're at a proper banger of a party and you've reached the golden stage that sits just between pre-drinks and the 2 a.m kebab smash. You get your hands on a proper fit bird who is very keen and is v down for a bit of in the bush out the back of this house action. So there you are making on and just like to take it down stairs and get 'fishy fingers' (finger punch that slag amirite?) but hold on! This bird seems real down. You're gonna do it. You call out "SCHOOL OF FISH" Your mates come diving through bushes, one falls from a tree, one drops his beer takes a 3-step run up and launches at you. (Just like orphanages, the more the merrier) All your mates come flying towards you with 2 fingers out-stretched and aim for any orifice possible. (works just as well if not better inside)
Laurence: So right there we were, me, tristan, andy 'nando black, radman tasman, connor, and the samuel field, we all like prepped at pre-drinks and by the end of the night we totally School of Fish (SoF), her

Impressed friend: No way dude? How?
Laurence: Totally called it and next thing i know Tristan has launched through the mattress upwards and gone for the asshole, nando black goes straight through the wall and into her ear, radman tasman goes through the window for the ear, connor rips into her other ear as he slams through the door and cheeky sam field tears her a new hole in her neck.