poop pourri

It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .

Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri

by Butter-Val October 29, 2013

poop diva

A girl that thinks she all that because her poop don't stank!

Beyonce think she all that like some poop diva or somethin'!

by xocamm February 23, 2009

Deer Poops

Multiple poop from a deer.

oh my, look at all those deer poops!!

my shit looked like deer poops

by Coffee Mate April 30, 2011

poop toss

A pointless argument between idiots.

There's always a poop toss when politics end up on Facebook.

by Butthandler November 16, 2015

Poop Towel

Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

by BRJG October 8, 2018

poop nutbean

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.

Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.

by coco111 December 5, 2010

Poop Soup

N. Something or someone that is unpleasant, of low quality or worth, disagreeable

You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.

My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup

by fweemgar_viking_patriarch November 5, 2010