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Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
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lil piss boy

If someone calls you a “lil piss boy” it means not only are you a lil bitch, but also are a person who gets zero play and is most likely extremely self absorbed.
Kenny: “Drakey, you a lil piss boy
Drakey: “nuh uh
by GoofBallGoober August 11, 2024
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Piss Cloud

When you urinate in a swimming pool it creates a a yellow cloud like effect in the water called a piss Cloud
Brian: dude I went swimming the other day and some dirty bastard was forming piss Clouds in the pool! I had to leave which has ruined my swimming routine!!
Dave Bruh! That is just wrong
by Mattartmancurt07 May 27, 2024
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direkt inbjudande piss

I hate when you hav direkt inbjudande piss
by Xumme October 12, 2022
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out
I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild
by Consiare June 25, 2022
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