pittock

this defination is a really big fat man who tries to be one of the cool guys, but instead just makes himself looks stupid, usually insults people for fun

god damn it there goes a pittock, he seriously needs to shed some pounds and change his image

by Nickolous April 12, 2005

pitchfork'd

Being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
This is what you're bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
Known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. The degree of effectiveness depends on the number, spacing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's that sticking out of your back?"
Dude 2: "My sorry ass got pitchfork'd!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Pittsboro

A tiny town in North Carolina with stupid fast food and S&Ts, the best place there with awesome ice-cream. Pittsboro has a ton of stores cramped with antiques and crap like that.

Ron: I'm ready to go!
Mom: Ew. You look like a hobo. Where are you going?
Ron: Pittsboro.
Mom: Let me check your suitcase.
Ron: Fine.
Mom: It's full of hobo clothing except for this one outfit. What's up with that?
Ron: That's for when I go to S&Ts. That's the only place that isn't crappy.
Mom: Okay. Make sure not to bring me home an antique or fast food!

by younghip-hop1 December 31, 2011

pitbull

Ultimately the darn chilliest ass dogs you could own. These dogs are strong ASF, tough as nails, but very loving and charismatic animals. They are high-energy, aggressively active and very fun dogs to own. All pit-bulls are notably strong and bulky. They are typically looked at as shit and people treat and look at them as violent and out-out of control and meaningless ghetto animals just because they are typically owned by Mexicans. Nahhh, own one and you'll see what that you have a winner in your hands. No they are not for everyone, but pit bulls are so darn bad-ass in every way..

Pitbull-
Woof!

by exploding air plane 6969 October 3, 2017

pitchaman

Term for a typical internet racist.
He also thinks urghey.

<You> Hello there, Pitchaman!
<Pitchaman> URGHEY YWh refhsghsdhwrfhefjtnteg tjerthjert/

by demizon June 23, 2007

pityback

Giving someone bigger than you a piggyback ride. It not only hurts, it makes you sad to do it.

When the fat girl jumped on me for a pityback ride, it not only crushed my soul, it crushed my bones.

by A to the Riane October 2, 2007

Pitching D

the act of throwing a flamming douche bag at someone and hitting them either in the face or crotch.

Yesterday john was pitching D with will.

by Lucious12345 February 6, 2008