A redneck town in the middle of nowhere.
Common pastimes include drinking beer and shooting things.
The most exciting event in their history was that they built a McDonalds.
At the high school, everyone is higher than their grades.
The mayor and the high school principal are d-bags.
On the plus side, if you're over 85, you have a wide variety of clothing stores to choose from!
And if you're in the KKK, you'll make tons of friends!
Common pastimes include drinking beer and shooting things.
The most exciting event in their history was that they built a McDonalds.
At the high school, everyone is higher than their grades.
The mayor and the high school principal are d-bags.
On the plus side, if you're over 85, you have a wide variety of clothing stores to choose from!
And if you're in the KKK, you'll make tons of friends!
John: Hey, you want to go to Pittsboro?
Zack: No!
John: But doesn't your dying mother live there?
Zack: Still! I'm not THAT masochistic!
John: True... So you still on for hacking off our own legs with a butter knife on Tuesday?
Zack: Of course!
Zack: No!
John: But doesn't your dying mother live there?
Zack: Still! I'm not THAT masochistic!
John: True... So you still on for hacking off our own legs with a butter knife on Tuesday?
Zack: Of course!
by I do enjoy pastries. December 31, 2011
Get the Pittsboro mug.A little town, about twenty to thirty minutes away from Chapel Hill. This is a wonderful little farming community, and will always be the home to the best soda shop in NC. Most of the population is good country folks.
by NO123456789 April 5, 2009
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A small town in the center of Chatham County, NC. AKA Bum Fuck Nowhere! It's nothing but gas stations, real estate agencies and fast food chains. And it wouldn't be Pittsboro without the stank chicken plant, that shit smells like barf-ass baked with feces and rotting flesh. Oh and the high school principle is a douche :
Polar Bear: "Did you know the Pittsboro Court House burned down?"
Me: "Yea, 5 people have told me! But no one outside of Pittsboro will care, no even knows where it is!"
Me: "Yea, 5 people have told me! But no one outside of Pittsboro will care, no even knows where it is!"
by RubMyDuckie April 2, 2011
Get the Pittsboro mug.A tiny town in North Carolina with stupid fast food and S&Ts, the best place there with awesome ice-cream. Pittsboro has a ton of stores cramped with antiques and crap like that.
Ron: I'm ready to go!
Mom: Ew. You look like a hobo. Where are you going?
Ron: Pittsboro.
Mom: Let me check your suitcase.
Ron: Fine.
Mom: It's full of hobo clothing except for this one outfit. What's up with that?
Ron: That's for when I go to S&Ts. That's the only place that isn't crappy.
Mom: Okay. Make sure not to bring me home an antique or fast food!
Mom: Ew. You look like a hobo. Where are you going?
Ron: Pittsboro.
Mom: Let me check your suitcase.
Ron: Fine.
Mom: It's full of hobo clothing except for this one outfit. What's up with that?
Ron: That's for when I go to S&Ts. That's the only place that isn't crappy.
Mom: Okay. Make sure not to bring me home an antique or fast food!
by younghip-hop1 December 31, 2011
Get the Pittsboro mug.1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.
2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.
3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.
This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.
2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.
3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.
This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.
by holyshiite November 15, 2010
Get the Pittsburgh Nelly mug.Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.
“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”
by Lance369 January 12, 2014
Get the Trans-Pittsford Highway mug.An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014
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