by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though
They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do
They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day
Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing
Yeah
They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day
Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing
Yeah
by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

A top-notch Straight Rye Whiskey, distilled in Clermont, Kentucky. At 80 proof, this light-bodied aromatic delight goes great either with a classic whiskey cocktail, or neat and simple. It was the known whiskey of choice for the infamous gunfighter Doc Holliday.
by J.T. Spadafino February 11, 2013

by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.
Part of the Age Group: Baby
Part of the Age Group: Baby
0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
