spark off

To engage in the act of masturbating, usually violently.

Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.

by ElCreepo September 18, 2011

Scratch-off

1. Males (usually teens) may sometimes develop moles on their genitalia. Prompting them to scratch off the uncomfortable "growth spurt." Therefore many boys refer to these moles as "Scratch-offs."
2. There have been many instances when thugs have stolen cars by scratching off the film around the windows. This is a technique specifcally used on Black Camaros and has become known, quite fittingly, as a "Scratch-off."
3. A specific type of lottery known as a "Scratch-off" requires you to scratch off plastic in order to reveal your prize. Many people use coins so that the plastic does not become stuck under their fingernails.

1.

Thomas: Enrique! Last night while getting a BJ my girl found the grossest Scratch-off!
Enrique: Dude, that's gross as heck man. Why am I still friends with you...?
2. Yo, last night a couple of the guys from the bar totally pulled a Scratch-off on Bill Gates' car!
3. Hey, you're 18, let's go buy a Scratch-off!

by Andre Feinman July 24, 2017

Off the Rip

To drink / eat an item directly out of the container, usually in party situations. A colloquial term common to Brockton and Bridgewater.

Yo braugh, grab that handle of Mr.Boston Premium Vodka and take it off the rip!

by qroberts May 22, 2008

off the hook

To show something is approved, sound as a pound, better than good. Not to be confused with to be let off with something (old phrase).

A hot bird walks past you in a bar. You say "That bird was off the hook".

by RockNRollStar May 28, 2006

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

pussed off

A condition of extreme anger resulting in some way from a female...

That bitch has pussed me off for the last time...

by Mr Pokey February 22, 2005

Chopped Off

Receiving a blowjob

"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

by DrCipher December 10, 2003