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Bum

My friends Jaiden Ochaing, Tamia Hodges, Zelda ejindu and my teachers
“Isn’t that those bums Jaiden Ochaing, Tamia Hodges, Zelda ejindu
by Middle school sucks101 April 5, 2020
mugGet the Bummug.

Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
mugGet the Suicide bummug.

Bum chariot

Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 31, 2011
mugGet the Bum chariotmug.

Gurdy Bum

When you eat regular food and it makes you sick because you are temperamental. It can even make you bleed out the bum for no apparent reason. Regular people can eat the same thing and be fine.
I ate dinner last night, nothing out of the ordinary, and it gave me Gurdy Bum, I have no idea why, its so grosse and hurts. Why isn't anyone else sick today??
by Veronica Vaughan September 9, 2020
mugGet the Gurdy Bummug.

bare bum box

When 2 adults love each other very much, they “bare bum box
by Cabbagepatchkid123 September 11, 2023
mugGet the bare bum boxmug.

Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)
aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum
by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007
mugGet the Lardo-bummug.

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
by RFCD August 1, 2025
mugGet the bum sonmug.

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