broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Suck my toes

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game

Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms

by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

My New Empire

what Anakin has brought peace, freedom, justice, and security too

"I have brought peace,freedom,justice, and security to my new empire"

by CivilKink October 15, 2020