by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021
Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
by SAVAG3D3VIL July 19, 2021
Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
by Izzydaballer February 08, 2017
Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
by Juliacoolia July 04, 2022
1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
He's GAYbriel
Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023