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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
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urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.
Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket
by SK2316 January 26, 2021
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Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
by Billlee February 24, 2022
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Pocket Stuffer

Someone who takes more than their fair share of free treats/samples at the office or a store usually by stuffing their pockets.
"Dang I just filled up the candy bowl yesterday and it's already half gone". "Dude it's Keith - i'm telling you he is a pocket stuffer"
by portavoz October 23, 2014
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Out of Pocket

Out of Pocket. Out of pocket can mean out of hand, off the chain, and other things. If someone calls you out of pocket, they mean that you are doing too much and that whatever caused them to say that, was pretty wild.
Bekah: "Can I catfish my cousin? Or is that too Alabama?"
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."
by @sadielordideas March 28, 2019
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