I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Slap Pocketmug. a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
Get the prison pocketmug. by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by SK2316 January 26, 2021
Get the urban hot pocketmug. Inserting your penis into your anus.
by Billlee February 24, 2022
Get the Pocket Watchmug. Someone who takes more than their fair share of free treats/samples at the office or a store usually by stuffing their pockets.
"Dang I just filled up the candy bowl yesterday and it's already half gone". "Dude it's Keith - i'm telling you he is a pocket stuffer"
by portavoz October 23, 2014
Get the Pocket Stuffermug. Out of Pocket. Out of pocket can mean out of hand, off the chain, and other things. If someone calls you out of pocket, they mean that you are doing too much and that whatever caused them to say that, was pretty wild.
Bekah: "Can I catfish my cousin? Or is that too Alabama?"
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."
by @sadielordideas March 28, 2019
Get the Out of Pocketmug.