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crystxl

She is a very good friend of mine and she's very cool shes amazing and shes very good at drawing!!1!1

Yuki:CRYSTXL WHERE THE BURRITOS

crystxl: I ate them
Yuki: *cry
Hank: NO CRY UWUWU
blackie dackie: cry about it stubid Asia-
CRYSTXL: kil blacki mid*
Hank: throw blackie out windo*
Blackie dackie : dies
Yuki: YAYAYAYAYAAY UWU
crystxl: I still ate the burritos
yuki: CRYSTX-!!!!
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Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.
That streamer has severe cryptitis.
by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022
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Cryler

Someone whose name is Tyler and cries or complains about everything.
This minor inconvenience has Cryler upset again
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Crying

What you say when you find something so funny that you’re on the verge of tears
Kwame was rushing towards his crush, only to slip and fall in a muddy puddle. I’m crying
by Scribblerrr June 13, 2022
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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Crysis

! Crysis#6969 one of the best hacker and crackers in the world

A. Yo fam you know ! Crysis#6969
B. OFC fam ! Crysis#6969 Is one of the best
! Crysis#6969 Is The Best Hacker And Cracker
by ! Crysis#6969 June 18, 2022
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Crybat

Crybat means when someone crys about the simplest things like loosing in a game crybat was made from cry about it
Jack:No i Lost the game!! (Jack cries) hunter :why do you have to be a crybat!! It's only a game
by Luca Khachirashvilli June 19, 2022
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