Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by anonymous May 26, 2025

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

by Da frequency May 31, 2025

Moonbeam Ice cream

Noun/Verb

See definition: Soaking

Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.

by Opossum Princess June 4, 2025

creaming at the tip

When you or your friends look fly as fuck

Donny is creaming at the tip

by themuskeetball June 4, 2025

Wrinkly ice cream

when someone takes ice cubes and puts it under their foreskin

last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr

i literally asked her ruda bro?

by thomas eddy June 6, 2025

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023