by anonymous May 26, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Pie mug.When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.
“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”
by Abo965 May 31, 2025
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Get the Moon beam ice cream mug.Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.
by Opossum Princess June 4, 2025
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Get the creaming at the tip mug.last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr
i literally asked her ruda bro?
i literally asked her ruda bro?
by thomas eddy June 6, 2025
Get the Wrinkly ice cream mug.Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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