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Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
by C L G July 4, 2021
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Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016
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Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.
You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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CREAM

WET MILKY STUFF SOMETHING THAT LADYS AND JAMES CHARLES LIKES
(JAMES CHARLES). OHH YES DADDY NICE AND WET CREAM!!!!!!
by BIGBOIPP November 24, 2021
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Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....
by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018
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Irish Ice Cream

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”
by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020
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certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
by Train 82 December 16, 2018
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