crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 08, 2017

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 10, 2010

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 23, 2019

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 06, 2017

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022