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"Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"
by iskam January 6, 2024
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Cracked

Im fuckin cracked mate. Bruh. What are them ninetys you fuckin nigger
by ching u up mate October 13, 2019
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Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.
Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"
by quesadillalover March 22, 2025
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To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."
by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023
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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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