The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.
Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.
by sneak fucker February 19, 2022
Get the Ben Schuey.mug. A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.
by Random human 234 April 26, 2019
Get the Benmug. by forkfrenzythethird February 16, 2022
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Get the Ben the weaponmug. by Bob38227 October 27, 2018
Get the Ben Arismug. 
Ben is one gnarly dude. Standing a little taller than the rest, Ben outshines the competition with his rockin' sense of humor, his amazing improv skillz, and most importantly... in bed;-) Ben isn't down for anyone who won't goof-y it up. What is especially key to note is that Ben appreciates a nice review after services have been provided.
by elizabethhtebazile January 31, 2019
Get the Benmug.