“Green Bean”

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”

Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.

*shoots the ball* “Green bean” *completely misses*

by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.

I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.

by Sokklas July 18, 2025

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025