“It sure is cold out here.”
“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022
Get the Bum Coatmug. 
A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wankmug. by schneider from friends December 4, 2021
Get the Stinky bummug. by Joseph doge trsut April 8, 2025
Get the fatty fatty bum bummug. by Cody5050 January 14, 2022
Get the Atomic bummug. by Yung Times February 9, 2021
Get the BUMmug.