Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
“Hey we should 69

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”
by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025
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Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L
by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022
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kawasaki tube top

(noun and or verb)

noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.

verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.

Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
by JayBoogie714 March 09, 2021
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On top

something that is really good or the best "on top" of everything
by harrypotter111 September 11, 2023
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on top

When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.
"Damn, how did you know that. You're always too on top !"
by Gorgophone June 30, 2023
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On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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on top

to run up the hill huffing and puffing with a picnic box and wait
(on top)
"so was he here already or is he late like me?"
by Krkič May 14, 2019
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