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An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022
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Jesus

The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy
I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.
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Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.
Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*
by EmilyChi March 13, 2022
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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
by cutup3 July 21, 2014
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3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court
man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!
by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017
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jesus

person1: i believe in jesus
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