Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
by Mads 🤙 July 07, 2020
Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 08, 2020
by Bigmoochiesauce December 03, 2023
by Bigmoochiesauce November 17, 2023
a trick; when you're smoking from a bong for so long and the smoke starts getting so thick it looks like milk.
i got weak lungs so can't do devil's milk. Sophie on the other hand does that every hit. idk how she does it.
by A€E April 24, 2021