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Get the george floyd mug.An evil alien sent to earth to destroy humanity. Rumours say she was sent from krypton by general zod which explains why it was so hard to defeat her. Although she wasn’t flying around shooting lasers from her eyes or anything like superman does. Superman was enjoying a lavish holiday in Dubai when Regina attacked lower manhattan that day.
Regina George was sent from krypton by zod to destroy earth. How the US military managed to defeat her without krypton its was a major accomplishment. Meanwhile superman was relaxing in a superyacht in Dubai sharing the luxury with a few billionaires.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 28, 2025
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An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 12, 2025
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Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
Get the Iron Chef George mug.George is Aya’s love of her life. Aya is George’s (presumptuous) love of his life.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
Oh look it’s George & Aya. They look so cute together. How did she find such a sexy handsome sexy man? She is sooooooooooooo lucky.
by The universe_actually August 24, 2025
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Get the George Wayne mug.The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, the reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason tariffs are so high, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason so many aircraft crashes occurred this year, the reason Boeing is falling behind in quality control and killing their whistleblowers, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take modern Boeing planes for example) and the reason society has become so aggressively and violently polarised.
The economy really sucks right now thanks alot Regina George for screwing it up. Thousands have died as a result of her. Mostly from dying in plane crashes. For some reason Regina has targeted Boeing and is making them dangerous. God forbid she decides to move onto Airbus… she spearheaded the enshittification epidemic.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 3, 2025
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