People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
Get the facebook singlemug. (v). To use personal knowledge, info, trust, or other uncomfortable means to coerce an audience into reluctantly accepting a narrative.
Zucc: Strangers on the internet are bad. The future is Groups, the internet is the new living room.
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.
Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.
Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.
Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.
Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*
by parjungulate9000 December 10, 2019
Get the Facebookingmug. by humansrweird June 3, 2020
Get the facebookmug. A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.
I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.
by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021
Get the Facebook grenademug. Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2022
Get the Facebook controlling misinformationmug. The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"
I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015
Get the Facebook Paradoxmug. Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.
by Pism February 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Tardiliciousmug.