David

Extremely good looking
Amazing hair
Can be a massive dick.
I fucking hate you, but I also miss you like a bitch.

Girl 1: ooo he's hot
Girl 2: I know. he's David

by Abcdefg, MK March 22, 2026

David Goggins

A fucking unit

Yure Gail Laurent: Yo? Is that David Goggins?
Yale Gail Laurent: Yeah!

by CimmerisIsm February 11, 2025

David Laughlin

I fucking beautiful man wanted by the FBI. Also a fortnite skin

David laughlin can stretch my pussy until it explodes

by laughlin lover February 18, 2025

David Rong

A fucking hawk.

look! there's a David Rong in the sky!

by the fuckin king February 21, 2025

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

davet

Literally the most beautiful and perfect girl in the entire world. Her humor and personality is so different than anyone else’s. She makes everyone laugh and always lights up a room. Her beauty is undeniable and impeccable. If you have her in your life keep her.

guy 1: hey i heard you are dating davet!
guy 2: yeah i am yk that cookie good asf

by lanamommaaa March 5, 2025

David

David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINEA LITERALLY LOVES DAVID MORE!??!?!?!

by imthebbc March 7, 2025