Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up

Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

Fox Block

The act of setting the parental controls on your parents' television to block fox news, OANN, and other conservative news/opinion channels.

I fox blocked my dad's tv this weekend so he can no longer watch news that empowers Trump

by meanolebastard68 October 31, 2018

Doc Blocker

An annoying Resident/Medical Student or otherwise non-helpful entity that come between the Surgeon and the Surgical Technologist and impedes advancement of the procedure due to their lack of experience.

That new Surgery Resident is a Doc Blocker!!!

by pla-doh November 10, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018