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Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
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Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
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by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
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by Love Creates December 22, 2017
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1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.
You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
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