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two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.
He two-blocked her on their first date.
by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018
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Seven lakh seventy two thousand

To spend time with snoop Dogg in the metaverse for five minutes
I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg in a Metaverse
by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025
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Two Bob

History and definitions through time:

Two Bob was an expression for two shillings. Currency changed dramatically in The UK changed in the 1970s. Prior to that a £ was 20 shillings. Shillings are no longer made. Historically shillings were made from silver and use of the coin began after the Norman Conquest of England in 1066.

It was an incredibly antiquated denomination when the British monetary system was overhauled and the reference to two shillings had become derogatory by the time the currency stopped being produced.

The expression “Two Bob” is used iften used in period dramas and comedies, for example “I gave two bob to the driver;” is something one might here someone say this on Downtown Abbey or All Creature’s Great and Small.

By the end of WW1, it was starting to be used as a insult or derogatory expression. The derogatory meaning grew after WW2, with the collapse of the British Empire.

Since there is no practical use for the expression and it indicated a very small sum for the century prior to its discontinuation in the UK as well parts of the commonwealth, the expression became derogatory.

Now “Two Bob” generally refers to a cheaply made item or a person someone feels is essentially worthless.

“You’re not worth Two Bob”
Two Bob was two shillings

I gave the driver two Bob

You’re a bloody waste, not worth two Bob
by Peasblossom March 11, 2022
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One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Two planker

Get outta my way, two planker!
by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021
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