Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.

Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

by Cooter pants March 10, 2007

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 April 23, 2016

take you down to the slaughter house

the slaughter house is a big oiled up booty shaking competition

gabe saporta: ll take you down to the slaughter house
kate: gladly 🤩

by chrismotionless February 12, 2023

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 22, 2020

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022