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aj take

an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.
last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.
by a funguy123 May 24, 2024
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take a dave

Take a Dave: To suddenly leave or step away from a place or situation without any explanation.
Person 1: “Yo, where’d Mark go?”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
by jadealchemist280 November 15, 2025
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Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor
by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016
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Take the L

BEING A NOOB BWAHAHAHAHAHA
by Chessysussy January 5, 2022
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Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.
see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.
by yogurt steele November 6, 2013
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lukewarm take

an opinion disguised as a hot take, when someone has a lukewarm take they're speaking of, 1: an opinion that almost everyone has except for a select few.. or, 2: an opinion about something that nobody cares about
1--
bootyholeitcher39829 on tiktok: umm.. hot take!! pedophilia is DISGUSTING!!
the commenters: this ain't a hot take this is a lukewarm take
2--
slippers3353 on tiktok: hot take but bootyholeitcher39829 needs to be cancelled..
the commenters: who the fuck? lukewarm take lmfaooo
by paleak January 9, 2024
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