Simp

Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

(Adj) - he’s a simp. Always idolizing mediocre pussy.

by Mm3464 February 21, 2021

Simp

the ONE FUCKING WORD that 12 year old white boys love to overuse to death

girl: can someone open the door for me?

guy: let me get that for you

white boy 1: SIMP

white boy 2: SIMP

white boy 3: SIMP

white boy 4: SIMP

guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by givememyfuckinglasagna March 22, 2021

Simp king

What is known as an Owen

Dude don't be such a simp king. Sophie is 18.

by dr.daddydick42069 April 17, 2020

Simp

You.

You, you is a simp

by Sunny.T3A May 27, 2021

simp

Super
Intense
Mincraft
Player

what can i say? im a simp

"IM A SIMP- SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER!!" said kid from mr.beast video

by cookie monster12 August 9, 2021

Simp

Any guy named Kollin

Kollin apologized for getting booted offline, now he’s a simp.

by Big Dick Bmack May 12, 2020

SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 9, 2019